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一个女程序员写的:
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if ( boy.有房() and boy.有车() )
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boy.set(nothing);* ^/ N8 b2 f" R8 a" R! ~$ j
return girl.嫁给(boy);
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% B7 a& o) t$ }! L6 C else if ( girl.愿意等() )2 Q: J1 l! m5 `6 k7 Z6 r p0 M
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while( ! (boy.赚钱 > 100,000 and girl.感情 > 8 ) )8 C5 A6 D1 b" u" n: q4 D( |
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for ( day=1; day <=365; day++)+ K( b+ U" H+ r6 l2 F
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2 {* c8 q' N0 z, H if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )
) `" v6 R. F& B0 b) a1 R+ m girl.感情++;
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3 M C: Y! _) }9 W6 p$ U; A$ u& j8 b girl.感情--;
c1 L# E6 N( p% j& H/ n if( day == girl.生日)- j+ s7 w; O9 b5 {4 ^+ I6 f" P
if ( boy.givegirl(玫瑰) )% Q+ Y1 G4 s/ I9 K' ?5 |
girl.感情++;4 Y) l0 b4 }! ^- L$ s; u
else
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6 O3 g! _ F3 D+ c3 n if( girl.耐心 == 0 && girl.有其它追求者)
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girl.goto( another_boy);& V. ~/ K7 c( ?- T: v/ j; h
boy.郁闷中();
5 D0 Z) B: b5 ~3 i. Y# J7 c boy.天天到ICKEY论坛灌水();
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}
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girl.要男友买房();
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girl.每天逛专卖店();
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girl.去澳洲旅游(boy);
# g2 E3 C, B3 w2 Q' M5 j girl.到英国威斯敏斯结婚(boy);
% C, R0 a) c3 k4 b! N4 f. o+ ~' c girl.嫁给(boy);
/ k5 v! H% s ?. a! c* M* z boy.没日没夜挣钱();
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catch()
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girl.byebye(boy);7 e2 K, c; O" ?; A7 R, U+ l
boy.郁闷中();! H Z4 G9 O( ?3 H, V0 ~
boy.天天到ICKEY论坛灌水();
% s2 h' K6 R" C" m: @1 w" Y5 S+ S return girl.broadcast(“这个男人真小气“);9 ~6 E+ g' [' Q2 ~' S
}
' J9 e3 |) @9 h4 Y: { return girl.每天逛专卖店();
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return girl.goto( another_boy);( {* a4 N$ e0 C* x
};
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